In a lighthearted post announcing the decision, Minnesota’s Largest Candy Store wrote: “First he hit Whoville, then he hit Jim’s [Apple Orchard]. Mr. Grinch stole our cash registers, so now we’re beefing up our security! Thank you to Tony at @driveatank for collaborating with us! Were gonna get those bad guys!”

While they missed a golden opportunity to say “Tank you” to Tony at Drive A Tank, the move has done nothing to tank sales. Social media interest has exploded with speculation about what sort of munitions should be used on the “Grinch.” “Does it shoot out pumpkins or candy?” asked one commenter. Our guess? Probably a combination of Atomic Fireballs, Bazooka Joe gum and circus peanut shells. 

According to NBC affiliate KARE, store owner Richard Wagner has just one request: “Now the burglars I’m sure are trembling knowing that we’re waiting for them. Just return the cash registers, we’ll call it even, no harm no foul.” Sounds like a sweet offer, but are you really gonna trust a candy store owner with a tank?