Aspiring fur butlers will need “a deep passion for animals, service, uncompromising standards, the ability to anticipate needs, and impeccable interpersonal skills.” Also,  “a keen interest in photography and social media is encouraged,” since Kitty currently puts your Insta game to shame with over 43,000 followers keeping eyes on his globetrotting, snow-encrusted adventures. A post on that account lists some of the job’s responsibilities, including “to make guests feel special,” “to share St. Regis’ exquisite heritage,” and “maybe play in the snow until the flowers in Aspen grow,” which beats your current job description of “show up to Cold Stone on time and sing when someone tips you” by about a mile.

The Bernese Mountain dog is one of the largest breeds of pooch on the planet, regularly topping 100 pounds, so make sure to pick up lots of treats on your way to the office. While originally bred as working dogs, Kitty seems to be more down with the celebrity lifestyle. And in case you were wondering, he’s named after the dog originally owned by the hotel’s founder.